Daniel: (Defending his actions to the court, after it is revealed that is is Mrs. Doubtfire) In regards to my behaviour, I can only plead insanity. Because, ever since my children were born, the moment I looked at them, I was crazy about them. Once I held them, I was hooked. I'm addicted to my children, sir. I love them with all my heart.
And the idea of someone telling me I can't be with them, I can't see them every day... It's like someone saying I can't have air. I can't live without air, and I can't live without them. Listen, I would do anything. I just want to be with them. I know I need that, sir.
We have a history. And I just... They mean everything to me. And they need me as much as I need them. So, please, don't take my kids away from me. Thank you.
Judge: Mr. Hilliard, You've been able to fool a lot of people into believing that you're a 60-year-old woman, No easy task. And your little speech seemed to be very heartfelt and genuine.But I believe it to be a terrific performance by a very gifted actor, nothing more. Daniel: No. It's not that.
Judge: The reality, Mr. Hilliard, is that your lifestyle over the past month has been very unorthodox. And I refuse to further subject three innocent children to your peculiar and potentially harmful behavior.
It is this court's decision to award full custody to Mrs Hillard.
Daniel: Oh, God, no! Judge: You will have supervised visitation rights every Saturday. Daniel: Supervised, sir? Judge: A court liaison will accompany you when you spend time with the children. I am suggesting a period of psychological testing and perhaps treatment for you. We will re-examine this case one year from now. Thank you. Court is adjourned.